ttigerlillyy:

kaileyruggiero:

anarchyxxcrayons:

I just. I can’t. I don’t know where to start with this. So I’m going to break it down for you.

• Girl wakes up in full makeup.
• NOTHING RHYMES.
• She has to catch the bus but then all her twelve year old friends pull up in a convertible. THE DRIVER IS FOUR YEARS OLD.
• Dramatic conflict: WHICH SEAT?!?!?
• We are informed that it is Friday.
• Four-year-old takes his hands off the wheel with an enthusiastic, “Yeah!” thereby endangering the safety of everyone in the car. It is not surprising that he is confused about the basic rules of driving, AS HE IS FOUR FUCKING YEARS OLD.
• Time lapse. One can only assume that these children eventually went to school at some point. They begin their hard-partyin’ night at 7:45 on the dot.
• Now they’re all in dresses, except for the singer. She is apparently rocking a sweatsuit.
• “Cruising so fast i won-ton a fly”? What the hell? I rewind this several times in an attempt to understand. No success. 
• HER FRIEND IS BY HER RIGHT YOU GUYS. JUST IN CASE YOU WERE UNAWARE.
• Actually you do not have to make your mind up, dude. You’re ALREADY SITTING IN THE BACKSEAT. Or standing. Or something. On second though, yeah, maybe you should consider sitting down.
• At this point, the video takes a severely worrying turn, with a large group of prepubescent children hanging out around a bunch of black SUVs.
• YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY. TODAY IS FRIDAY. TOMORROW IS SATURDAY. SUNDAY COMES AFTERWARDS.
• Aaaaand…random rapping man. Following a school bus. Oh god.
• And then they all rave for the next full minute.

 ohmygod. i haven’t laughed this hard, ever.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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